Circle Face Is An Environmentalist
My 3 year old has decided last week that she can go to the bathroom all by herself. She no longer needs help from mom and dad. A recent conversation with her after I checked up on her:
Me: did you go potty?
Circle Face: yes
Me: good girl, did you wipe really good?
CF: yes daddy
Me: Wash your hands?
CF: yep
Me: Flush?
CF: nope, I do it now
Me: I don't see any toilet paper in there
CF: right there, I roll it back up - you can use it too
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LOL, I almost spit water out my mouth and nose on that one.
LOL
The best for me - Daughter, aged 3, came in from the front room and said Mummy, you have to keep your fingers off the prick. WTF! Did I leave an age-inappropriate video in the player?
O, sweetie, really - why is that?
Cos you don't want to sleep for a hundered years, mummy!
My niece to my sister.......
Niece: Mom, shut the door
Sister: Why, whats up?
Niece: People might walk past and see me widdling!!!
Brilliant......
I can hear her little inner monologue:
"Hmmm. This toilet paper doesn't LOOK dirty. I should save it for the next person because it's still good. I'll just roll it back around the roller thing here...THERE! Perfect."
She is the CUTEST!